Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Fuck appropriateness.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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