It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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