The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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