It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just found a bag of teeth...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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