i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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