I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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