I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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