idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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