ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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