Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
