The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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