Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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