All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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