Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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