This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
