Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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