Me too!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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