STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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