I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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