Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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