So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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