Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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