you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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