Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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