Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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