Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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