she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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