i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
