I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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