i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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