you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
please don't ironically join a cult
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