We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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