We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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