Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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