my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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