i just wanna soil my oats bro
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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