just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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