Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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