i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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