I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
why is half of my head shaved?
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