I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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