Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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