Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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