Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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