oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Do vagina's smell?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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