Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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