i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
