Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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