question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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