Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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