This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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