My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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