i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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